Lizard Lore
He Has No Plan. You’ll Love That About Him.
A Tale of Quiet Influence
📸 Meet Our Mascot
🦎Name: Lore (also answers to “Hey, you with the tail”)
🧾Role:
- Unauthorized error page designer (404)
- Official Keeper of the Third Leg (No Further Questions)
- Guest list enforcer (401 specialist)
- Keeper of the Golden Hour (and Slightly Overbaked Snacks)
- Ranger of forbidden zones (403 enforcer)
Fun Fact: Mistakenly listed on an art installation as “local abstract expressionist,” still waiting on his gallery commission.
🏜️ Field Notes from the Backyard
- June 2025: First sighting. Tail flicked in Morse code. Possibly said “Hire me.”
- July 2025: Observed reading a manual upside down. Promoted to tech support.
- August 2025: Caught guarding a red carpet. Denied access to a tumbleweed.
- September 2025: Deputized. Issued badge. Took over 403 enforcement.
🧭 Error Page Gallery
- 404: Lost in the Landscape
- 500: Meltdown in the Desert
- 400: Bad Request? Or Just Bad Aim?
- 401: VIP Only – Lizard Approved
- 403: No Trespassing – Ranger on Duty
🏷️ Alias Registry
- The Still One
- Mr. No Scroll Needed
- Lore™ (Trademark currently disputed by actual lore)
🛠️ Lore’s Toolkit
- Tiny multi-tool (mostly used to open snack pouches)
- Empty notebook labeled “Ideas I Refused to Write”
- Expired photography license issued by the Lizard Guild
🧘 Philosophy of Stillness
“Movement is rarely necessary. And when it is, it should be regretted.”
🎞️ Unreleased Projects
- “Waiting for Sunset”: 72-minute silent film of Lore blinking once
- “Error Page Ballet”: Interpretive dance scored to HTTP status codes
- “Portraits of the Uninterested”: A photo series of Lore avoiding cameras
🐾 Behind the Scales
“He sought editorial wisdom. I gave him nothing. Not even a blink. It was the most decisive indecision I’ve ever bestowed.” — Lore
📬 Leave a Message
Have a question for Lore? Submit your inquiry via tumbleweed or use the contact form. Responses not guaranteed. Tail flicks are.
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